New Zealand

I was having lunch with the same group of people that I usually have lunch with. But Christine brought one of her friends with her. He was fascinated with Australia, and I was fascinated at his fascination. At one point he asked me whether New Zealand was an English speaking country. Almost crying when I said it was, but I really should have told him that it was a French colony used as a giant warehouse for European Nukes - I have a feeling he would have believed everything I said. I have a philosophy exam tomorrow. Shiiieeet