2013

Once again everyone above the age of 15 has celebrated the start of a new year with a hangover...

I'm sure that the; throbbing pain in your forehead, the smell of smoke on your clothes and the burning desire for bacon put a swift and decisive end to the unrealistic new year’s resolutions that you thought up just a few hours prior to the countdown. If this describes you (which I'm sure it does), don't be discouraged. Be comforted by the fact that someone out there was way more wasted, has a much larger hangover, and is waking up half naked in a pile of their own shit.

That's right guys. The next time you feel that you can't perform to the level society expects of you, just think about all the other dickheads (half the people you went to school with) who are doing much worse. Relatively speaking, you're a god.

Umm, ok, where was I? Oh yeah, I'm in New Zealand and 'working' very hard. Actually I’m still on vacation. For some reason New Zealand noticed that the rest of the world only gets the 1st of Jan as a public holiday, so somewhere along the line the New Zealand government decided to embarrass the rest of us by making the 1st and the 2nd pubic holidays. Take that everyone else! Personally I'm indifferent about the extra public holiday. Having another day off and looking at youtube videos reviewing different laptops is about as interesting as sitting at a desk and teaching yourself about the oil industry.