I still haven't decided whether to release my controversial blog. However, I will release the first paragraph of it just to keep y'all on the edge of y'all's chair.
Episode 1 - The Analogy
"Imagine a sewer line bursting at the top of a mountain, flinging chunks of solid shit directly into the air. Now imagine a boing 787 flying just above it so that all the condensed sewerage flies directly into the turbine of the plane. Now imagine a small child licking a lollypop at the bottom of the mountain as a rain of sewerage blots out the sun above him.
That kid is not me. I'm the turbine. Shit has hit the fan."
Will Matthew (AKA the turbine) outmaneuver the shit? How did he get into this shituation to begin with? And what will happen about future stories about his love life!? Stay tuned to find out!
Back to reality: My time in NZ is almost over and I'm looking forward to coming home. I dont think i'm refreshed enough to tackle another semester of uni, but I really want to get back into a student routine again.
I'm probably going to climb mt Egmont again before I go. But it's tough finding people to go with because, you know, the whole 'oh, it's an 8 hour climb, and the only thing you have to show for it are large blisters' doesn't seem to convince people too much.
Oh and fun fact of the day: The pope announced in December last year that Gay marriage will threaten world peace. Yay Pope!
Umm, what else do I have to bore you with? Umm, err, aearaggh, yeah my computer arrived and it's set up. Umm, what else? I umm I'm going to the beach more! Even though the sand is black (and you know how I hate everything coloured black) it's still a fairly good finish to the day to have a nice relaxing stroll to the beach.
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